Here you can buy real physical versions of our free novelty ids! Customize with your photo, your name, and more!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
$10.00

Backstage passes!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
$10.00

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
$10.00

Get out of anything!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
$10.00

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
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Get a novelty degree from a fake university! You can generate a free image of one first here.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
$10.00

Official Genius

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
$10.00

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
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