ID Cards
Free Virtual Identification Cards!
Generate your free digital ID cards here! You can also buy physical copies at our shop.
IDs are meant for novelty purposes only. Contact us for suggestions or requests!
It’s not easy being an artist. Maybe if you show people this card they might give you a discount on stuff?
A parody of a well-known line from Star Trek. Dr. Bones McCoy is always complaining that he’s a doctor, not something else.
For those who deserve a place in heaven, all privileges apply!
A license to hunt zombies! Please make sure that the zombies are really zombies before hunting them. They might just be tired humans.
Show the world that you’re a vegan! Help spread the love of living things!
You’re the world’s best! Or someone you know is. Present it a friend, teacher, or anyone deserving!
A fun copy of those retro stickers people wear at parties and meetings
Are you a spiritual teacher? Do you want people to think you are? You’ve got the card to prove it!
Are you an ordained minister at various online religious organizations? Prove it with this card.
For those who are angels on earth
Are you a private investigator? Do you want to be one? Go forth and investigate, Sherlock!
A parody of the famous board game “get out of jail free” card.
Fans of Star Wars who follow the Jedi path will need these to help them perform Jedi mind tricks
